Ear Demotivational Poster
MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.
GOOD DAD -
ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
SNUGGLE BEAR - This is its evil twin
IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -
YOUR MAN CARD -
DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!
GOLIATH BIRD EATING SPIDER - Whats the big deal... All that Spider wants to do is to tuck in bed And give you a huge hug with all his 8 Arms and Hands??!
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!
HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.
DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !
I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire
BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!
STRESS - Some people just can't handle it
FALCON PUNCH - Also performed in the Animal Kingdom.
BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.
earthquake hits detroit -
AND GOD PROMISED -
THE BEARD - Fear It
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
JAPAN - gets shit done.
THE GREEN THING -
THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people
THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing
CUDDLE BEAR - "I can has hug?"
DISASTERS - They're not cheap!
SAD CLOWN -
PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...
A HUG - Is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.
SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
SUPER HUMAN -
ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -
3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
Life lesson -
TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears
GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -
OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!
BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE
last wish -
YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny
THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform
THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google
APPARENTLY - It does
BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here
CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!
DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack
10 years of Motifakin -
BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake
ATLANTA AIRPORT -
true love -
TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902
GREEN DAY - Not very green.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -
FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.
DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away
HUMAN BRAIN - is amazing. It works 24 hours a day..and only stops.. WHEN WE TAKE EXAMS.
SPIDER BABIES -
GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!
WIZARD OF OZ -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!
HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?
GANDALF - The original Greybeard.
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...
HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS -
MY HOW TIME FLIES -
SKINNY DIPPING -
POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours
I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...
TSUNAMI GODZILLA -
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!
LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.
LUCKY - GIRL: "You are so cute!" BEAR: "You are so lucky this glass is here"
LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument
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