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MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.


TAGS: duck fear
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Peter

zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:58 pm
(Not really.)
zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
It's REAL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMe3BxYagA
Clem - February 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
YAY for Gary Larson!


SNUGGLE BEAR - This is its evil twin


TAGS: snuggle bear evil
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by k

nicholsjoshua15 - March 25, 2016, 11:35 pm
It looks like a stuffed animal from Five Nights At Freddy's. I hate that game so much, it's just so stupid.
Stickfodder - November 3, 2009, 2:53 am
What the hell is this from?


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




GOLIATH BIRD EATING SPIDER - Whats the big deal... All that Spider wants to do is to tuck in bed And give you a huge hug with all his 8 Arms and Hands??!


TAGS: spider fear
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by deathwatch

lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:37 pm

"AAAAAAArrrrrgggggghhhhhh!" she screamed, running in place!~
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:25 am
If ever I get the chance... I want a female Goliath bird eater... as a pet... (Females live for around 15 years last I checked, males only about 3) I'll get that s.o.b. a leash and take her on walks


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.


TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!


STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


BRAVERY -


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!


FALCON PUNCH - Also performed in the Animal Kingdom.


TAGS: bear
Rating: 3.6/5

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EX-GIRLFRIEND -




BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


earthquake hits detroit -


TAGS: detroit earthquake
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:01 am
Damage estimates are based on estimated costs to rebuild... if they intended to.
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:41 pm
N-i-i-i-c-e
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:59 am
LOL! Did anybody notice, or did they think a large truck drove by? 5L
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 11:37 am
Funny a 5er


AND GOD PROMISED -




THE BEARD - Fear It


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm
agreed.
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am
cavemanly?? lol


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by okami

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


THE GREEN THING -


TAGS: earth huggers
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:15 pm
I'm 39, and I remember a LOT of what's on this. As for the taxi service from mom&dad-haha-I walked from one side of town to the other many times:'I'm walking if you don't take me!' reply:"FINE. NO ONE is stopping you!" sigh...


THE JOYS OF NATURE - Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death. Makes one feel alive. Briefly.


TAGS: nature exercise bear death omg
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:43 pm
Thanks, spacedog.
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:08 pm
Nice one pickleviper. 5L Keep em coming.


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm
LOL!


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


SPIDERS -


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


CUDDLE BEAR - "I can has hug?"


TAGS: bear
Rating: 2.67/5
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 9:26 pm
cubbybear, I think your sis is angry because p***bear ran away to mexico with that kid you saw before...
Charles - September 28, 2008, 9:53 am
Cubby, your sis doesn't look happy to see me...


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




A HUG - Is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.


TAGS: hug bear
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by jaxpagan

Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:21 pm
lol
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:40 am
I second that!
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 2:22 am
5neaky.. Nice first effort


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


SUPER HUMAN -


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Stephen L

diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by mariand

ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm
dang


TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears


TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am
This is one of the best


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


MATH -




AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Bones9

esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.


OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


2015 -




ESTONIA -




YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!


TAGS: greybeard tv
Rating: 3.76/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:58 am
honestly i think anyone who watches anime seriously knows this one it may be corny as hell but it is still a classic XD
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:41 pm
One last thing. This art is from American artist Tim Elred, the artist of the graphic novel series "Grease Monkey", as well as the "Star Blazers" online comic.knows mor
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:37 pm
I also know the season two (Comet Empire) theme, and the ending credits. That's right I'm a fossil. Now here's a question, has anyone seen the 2010 live action movie of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cNn4apRkM
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:32 pm
We must be strong and brave. Our home we've got to save. If we don't in just one year. Mother Earth, will disappear! Fighting with the Gamilons. We won't stop until we've won. Then we'll return, and we we arrive, The Earth will survive-We are Star Blazers
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:30 pm
We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race-- Our Star Blazers! Searching for a distant star. Heading off to Iscandar. Leaving all we love behind. Who knows what danger we'll find? (Continued in next post.)
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:27 pm
Show Name: Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan.) Ship Name: Argo (Yamato in Japan) Characters:(From Left to Right)Queen Starcia, Alex Wildstar, Captain Avatar, Derrick Wildstar, and Nova Forrester. All without looking anything up--bay-bee!
jmurf67 - May 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
Ugh.. I am guilty of all of the above. But the american version of the show, the ship was named the Argo. And one of the characters is Derek Wildstar.
Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this ****e.
union - May 5, 2010, 1:32 pm
Desslok, Desslok, Desslok!
Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:14 pm
Proudly sung! Can you name any charactyers (without looking them up!)
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcrep48Wz0
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
Okay... START SINGING!
Anonymous2 - May 5, 2010, 11:38 am
That is Space Cruiser Yamato, which got localized to Starblazers. Main vessel is the Yamato.


NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny


TAGS: nuclear atomic holly9000
Rating: 3.45/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:05 pm

I sure miss Bozo.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
Speaking of beautiful, this ph**ochop is. I seriously want a snow cone right now.
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
Cpn did you just say that Faceplant is beautiful and seductive?
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
You can't plan something to be that beautifully destructive.
sickartist - December 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
coulrophobia is the irrational fear of evil clowns. 5L for proving I'm not paranoid.


THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.07/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.71/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.


APPARENTLY - It does


TAGS: does bear **** woods
Rating: 3.91/5

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mikieelmo - November 17, 2010, 11:08 am
Solved ! 5 l's


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


DROP BEARS - they act friendly just before the deadliest attack


TAGS: drop bears
Rating: 3.5/5

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10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


SORROW -


TAGS: sorrow tears neener is too sober now
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:30 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:08 pm

nice 1 neener.


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

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jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


true love -




TEDDY BEARS - Protecting innocent children from monsters-under-the-bed since 1902


TAGS: teddy bear annie tibbers
Rating: 4.69/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:28 pm

Jack Daniels, up.
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 8:02 am
I Have Captain Morgan To Keep The Monsters Away !


GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.53/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -


TAGS: they disappear day brightens
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true


BREAKFAST -


TAGS: ack my heart
Rating: 4.85/5

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Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 8:23 am
There's no such thing as cheap bacon. Just levels of heaven.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:36 pm

go ahead, cheap jerk only buys the crappy bacon.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
I'm tellin' your Rabbi.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 8:05 pm

the only problem I see is the brand of bacon, that is some nasty stuff
DavidEMartin - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm
I saw something like this on MAN VS FOOD a month ago. Gotta say, even considering my heart condition, this looks more appealing than appalling. Note the Aunt Jemima box-- her plantation garb is a dead giveaway this pic is from early '70s at the latest.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:11 am
frenchman, more for us, none for you, there'll be NO dissin' the bacon,
suenero - October 20, 2010, 8:35 am
Funny as hell!
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 6:48 am
Breakfast? That's an automatic 5 Lions vote. Need to strip some of the fat off the bacon, though. A little too much for me, but mmmm... I can already smell it :)
Anonymous2 - April 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Wait... who gave out my grandma's recipe?
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 4:55 pm
This was orgasmic! Best hangover fix ever!
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 3:20 pm
better make a big batch, CANADA!! you're gonna have company!!
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 3:13 pm
I'm gona make that right now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:36 pm
I'm gonna hang myself for not coming up with this first.........Sean...I'll miss you most of all.
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:24 am
*'s*
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:18 am
Mmmmmm pancacon!!! That just about the best idea EVER!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:46 am
Agreed!This is amsome! Amsome poster and amsome idea!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 10:42 am
Right! Why have I not made these before??
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:36 am
Oh My, BRB, gotta to the store. 5L


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


DESPAIR - Knowing that holding on tighter won't keep love from slipping away


TAGS: heart sand love
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:48 am
Hat5 off! ;)
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:39 am
What they said. The pic just adds the perfect weight to the caption!
LiquidAngel - February 10, 2012, 12:26 am
This is very good 5L well deserved
TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 6:18 pm
A well deserved spot on the front page :) Such a beautiful poster.
mariand - February 9, 2012, 5:40 pm
nice
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
plus your hands get all d5rty and wet :)
Rick69 - February 9, 2012, 4:54 pm
This is... lovely. Perfect picture + perfect caption = (^_^) + 5L + More love every now and then...


HUMAN BRAIN - is amazing. It works 24 hours a day..and only stops.. WHEN WE TAKE EXAMS.




SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


GAY BEAR - Does not care about your narrow-minded conservatist opinion of him




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU!


TAGS: bear picnic basket yogi
Rating: 2.46/5

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Eh? - November 5, 2009, 2:43 pm
So.. In other countries.. You are stolen bij picnic basket?


WIZARD OF OZ -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




FEARLESS -


TAGS: fearless ghostbuster
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:47 pm
This is great.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:07 am
Compilation?
Faceplant31 - September 1, 2010, 11:27 pm
this was an alan compilation
TheTrashHeap - August 31, 2010, 11:06 pm
Hmmmmm Looks like a faceplant poster!
motinet - August 31, 2010, 11:02 pm

Brilliant! 5L!
crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:19 pm
Simple, effective, meaningful, hilarious. Very nice =)
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:48 pm

perfect.


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


GANDALF - The original Greybeard.




CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




T E A R S - Are the Words that the Heart can't Express...


TAGS: tear word heart express
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 1:00 pm
Dang... And all these days I thought the slogan of this site was "The Original DEMOTIVATIONAL Poster Community"...
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:58 pm
ok man, stop putting so much emotional stuff. The site's supposed to be funny not sad


HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

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barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

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Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


MY HOW TIME FLIES -




RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


SKINNY DIPPING -


TAGS: dont be silly dear
Rating: 4.73/5

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motinet - October 10, 2010, 12:03 pm

lol... the expression on his face is like "oh ****... im so busted"


POKING THE BEAR - keep doing it TIMMY, keep it up. Next we're going to teach you to TAP-DANCE on a LANDMINE.


TAGS: timmy p*** bear fair
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 4, 2013, 11:08 pm
The Darwin Award goe5 to...


MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

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spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

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motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




TSUNAMI GODZILLA -


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm
Yes!


LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! - She's a human!




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




LUCKY - GIRL: "You are so cute!" BEAR: "You are so lucky this glass is here"


TAGS: polar bear
Rating: 4.09/5

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DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:24 pm
yah 5L, she would absolutely be ****ting bricks if that glass cracked..
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Win. 5Ls!


LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


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